

JESUS LOVES YOU! ...no not you,..eh, no not you neither. Not you, not you, no, no, no way.
What 'You', are you kidding he certainly don't love you or whoever that is on your bed all tied up with velvet rope, black leather eyeless head mask, and a red ball jammed in his mouth.
Lets see, eh, not you, you, or you.
Holy crap 'Not you' or whatever sort of mammal that is.
Not you, no, no, forget it, not a chance, no way.
Umm, not you, no way pal especially with that rodent up your butt!
Eh,...
YOU!
Yeah You!
The skanky guy that just logged on in Bucharest,Romania.
Yeah I'm talk'n to you!
Looks like you won just the Jack Pot pal!
Da Lawd thinks the sun is blast'n red hot rays out'a your hairy butt!
...you'n ya goats.
Apparently 'you', and your little pals are the 'only' ones going to heaven after the Judgement.
Eh, I think you'll have to spend eternity on your knees kissing the Big Guy's holy reinments, and singing hymns or something.
Congratulations,..I think.
As for the rest of us we're going to the Pagan afterlife. Parties, Sex, Booze, Dope, Great Bands, neat Cars, Good Company, and Weird Science!
'Least that what a recent Dream showed me.
Stay tuned.
(...I 'really' hope the "Big Guy" has a broad sense of humor.)